Out of the Mouth of Babes

I have had a couple of conversations this last week with the Boys that I thought definitely should be shared with all of you!

William:

(To give you a little context; we were sat watching Aristocats when a character, Roquefoot I believe, was talking) 

William: "Daddy, why does he sound like Winnie the Pooh and the snake from The Jungle book?"

(OK Martyn, here's your options; do you shatter a young boys fantasy world and tell him they were all voiced by the late, great, Disney actor Sterling Holloway? Or, think of something very quick to please his happy young mind? I, as you'll see, went for the latter)

Me: "It's because they have the same accent mate, because they all come from the same country"

(Clever aye?!)

William: "What country is that?"

Me: "Disneyland"

(Phew, quick thinking problem averted)

William: "Can we go to Disneyland?"

Me: "Of course, one day"

(Maybe wasn't a clever as I thought as everyday since I've had "when are we going to Disneyland?")

James:

(A little context again; Sitting nicely about to leave a friends house, shoes are on and the next thing that happens one of James shoes hits William up the head! But to add to this his other shoe is also off and so are both of his socks)

Me: James why did you throw that shoe at Williams head?

James: "I didn't do it!"

Me: "Then who did?"

James: "My feet!"

Me: "Seriously, what?!"

James: "My feet took my socks off and were angry at Will so they threw the shoe at him!"

(You know that annoying moment when your child says something funny but you are still cross at him and yet your friends are trying their hardest to look away through laughing? Was difficult!)

We have had a few others this week but these were my favourites. :-)

Love the Boys to pieces but they do say some difficult but funny things; the cheeky little dears.

What funny things have your children said this week or recently? Would love to know!