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Monday 13 April 2015

Out of the Mouth of Babes #2

We took a trip to a Wildlife Park recently and we had some good little comments from the Boys that I thought I should share!


1:


William: "Let me just check where we are"
James: "What do you mean we're lost? I told you to stop and ask for directions!"
2:

William: "This is what happens when you get face to face with an Alligator!"

3:

James: "What do you mean get down? You keep telling me I'm a little Monkey and these Monkey's are climbing!"
4:
 
 
William: "Daddy that's a Fab looking bin! Do you get it Daddy?"
(He says with a glint in his eye and a smile on his face!)

5:
 
James: "Did you know Daddy that the sign tells us what not to do?"
Me: "Yes darling its to keep us safe"
James: "We're not allowed to touch the animals, eat them or climb on the fence" 
( I was laughing for quite a while at "Eat them")

6:
 
(Possibly one of the most embarrassing things to hear out of your child's mouth!)
What you don't see is that they are looking at a Baboon:
 
James (in his loudest possible voice): "Look at his really red arse! (laughs) oh look at his willy! it's not red like arse!"
 
 
 
Little Hearts, Big Love

22 comments:

  1. "What do you mean we're lost? I told you to stop and ask for directions!" Now that's a real gem!

    ...and that comment about the Fab bin. Your little ones are so witty! How old are they?

    #ftmob

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    1. Thanks for reading. I know. I am assuming he had over heard this argument about being lost before lol
      William is very witty....which I love.
      They are 6 and 3 (almost 4)

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  2. Ahh the red arse is hilarious! And the stopping for directions! Bless them. Looks like they had a fab time! #ftmob

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    1. Haha I know. I was so embarrassed but other adults were laughing so it's all good in the end! We did have a fab day. Will feature the days post in your linky tomorrow :)

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    1. Thanks Ellen! Kids are great aren't they? You've got all of this to come lol

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  4. Hahaha brilliant, out of the mouths of babes :)

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  5. Amazing. Oh I do love what children come out with they are brilliant :-)

    Helen - #fromthemouthsofbabes

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    1. Thanks for commenting Helen. It's brilliant isn't it!

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  6. Haha! My fave is the arse one! So funny and cute! Xx

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    1. Haha its that awkward moment when you're embarrassed as a parent but everyone else is laughing lol x

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  7. Haha!! That last one cracked me up! (No pun intended ;) you have two very quick and cheeky monkeys indeed!

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    1. Thanks Hannah! Lol love the pun too ;) I definitely know I've got these two cheeky monkeys!

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  8. Sounds like it was a pleasant trip, hopefully you get to hold off a little longer on the birds and the bees talk.

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    1. Thanks Gary! It was great thanks! Saying that ive got a post coming up on that!!

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  9. Ha, brilliant. The fab bin made me smile, and I shouldn't laugh but the comments about the baboon did make me chuckle :) #ftmob

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    1. Thanks Sara! William is very quick witted. James, obviously, is just more upfront with potty humour lol

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  10. Lol, love the comment about stopping to ask for directions and the discussion about the baboons 'red arse' really made me chuckle - so funny! Thanks for sharing with #ftmob

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    1. Thanks Louise! I'm sure they must have over heard me having that argument and jut picked it up as something to say when they're lost! I was so embarrassed but then if it wasn't my child saying it I'm sure I would have laughed.

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  11. Oh they sound so cute!! I love the lost conversation and the baboon bit had me laughing!

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    1. Thanks for commenting! I don't know about cute! Lol they are funny though.

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