1:
William: "Let me just check where we are"
James: "What do you mean we're lost? I told you to stop and ask for directions!"
2:
William: "This is what happens when you get face to face with an Alligator!"
3:
James: "What do you mean get down? You keep telling me I'm a little Monkey and these Monkey's are climbing!"
4:
William: "Daddy that's a Fab looking bin! Do you get it Daddy?"
(He says with a glint in his eye and a smile on his face!)
5:
James: "Did you know Daddy that the sign tells us what not to do?"
Me: "Yes darling its to keep us safe"
James: "We're not allowed to touch the animals, eat them or climb on the fence"
( I was laughing for quite a while at "Eat them")
6:
(Possibly one of the most embarrassing things to hear out of your child's mouth!)
What you don't see is that they are looking at a Baboon:
James (in his loudest possible voice): "Look at his really red arse! (laughs) oh look at his willy! it's not red like arse!"
"What do you mean we're lost? I told you to stop and ask for directions!" Now that's a real gem!
ReplyDelete...and that comment about the Fab bin. Your little ones are so witty! How old are they?
#ftmob
Thanks for reading. I know. I am assuming he had over heard this argument about being lost before lol
DeleteWilliam is very witty....which I love.
They are 6 and 3 (almost 4)
Ahh the red arse is hilarious! And the stopping for directions! Bless them. Looks like they had a fab time! #ftmob
ReplyDeleteHaha I know. I was so embarrassed but other adults were laughing so it's all good in the end! We did have a fab day. Will feature the days post in your linky tomorrow :)
DeleteHahahaha hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Ellen! Kids are great aren't they? You've got all of this to come lol
DeleteHahaha brilliant, out of the mouths of babes :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Ashley! Live the things the kids say.
DeleteAmazing. Oh I do love what children come out with they are brilliant :-)
ReplyDeleteHelen - #fromthemouthsofbabes
Thanks for commenting Helen. It's brilliant isn't it!
DeleteHaha! My fave is the arse one! So funny and cute! Xx
ReplyDeleteHaha its that awkward moment when you're embarrassed as a parent but everyone else is laughing lol x
DeleteHaha!! That last one cracked me up! (No pun intended ;) you have two very quick and cheeky monkeys indeed!
ReplyDeleteThanks Hannah! Lol love the pun too ;) I definitely know I've got these two cheeky monkeys!
DeleteSounds like it was a pleasant trip, hopefully you get to hold off a little longer on the birds and the bees talk.
ReplyDeleteThanks Gary! It was great thanks! Saying that ive got a post coming up on that!!
DeleteHa, brilliant. The fab bin made me smile, and I shouldn't laugh but the comments about the baboon did make me chuckle :) #ftmob
ReplyDeleteThanks Sara! William is very quick witted. James, obviously, is just more upfront with potty humour lol
DeleteLol, love the comment about stopping to ask for directions and the discussion about the baboons 'red arse' really made me chuckle - so funny! Thanks for sharing with #ftmob
ReplyDeleteThanks Louise! I'm sure they must have over heard me having that argument and jut picked it up as something to say when they're lost! I was so embarrassed but then if it wasn't my child saying it I'm sure I would have laughed.
DeleteOh they sound so cute!! I love the lost conversation and the baboon bit had me laughing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting! I don't know about cute! Lol they are funny though.
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