Sunday 6 September 2015

My Children are NOT funny!


My Boys have always shown a unique and personal sense of humour; at times completely different to one another.
William has always enjoyed the slapstick side of comedy. Somebody gets hurt, falls over or is hit and they seem ok after, he will let out a laugh. The worst part is that he has the dirtiest laugh going!

An example of this is when we went shopping recently:
William and I were on my mobility scooter (I know, cool right?) heading to the shops. There is a small pathway towards the precinct that, ideally, is only wide enough for two people to comfortably walk through. We enter the path and there is a rather large lady walking in front of us. I swerve to the left and can’t get past. I swerve to the right and still can’t get past. Realising I cannot do anything I slowly pull back and show some patience. William though starts laughing, and it gets louder and louder, dirtier and dirtier. When we get through I ask what was funny, hoping that it isn’t derogatory, his response: “it didn’t matter what you did, you just couldn’t get past”

Now before you think that I have somehow formed a level of discrimination into my children, I haven’t. Both boys are always polite, caring and will help anyone. As stated above, if the person is not ok or if it is something that cannot be helped (like a disability) then they don’t laugh, point or mock. In the above example William wasn’t laughing because the lady was fat but more at the fact that I couldn’t get past, whatever I tried. (The scenario was funny not the person)
James has a different sense of humour. His relies on words and word play. Despite James’ young age (4) he loves a funny word.

We were watching a film the other day and a character was called a “mule” James laughed for quite a while. One of those laughs that half way through laughing he would whisper the word ‘mule’ and laugh a little more.
Now this is fabulous and I hope we can all relate somehow with our own humour or through the parenting fact and know what our children find funny.

I do have a problem though:
My kids are not funny!

It is becoming quite annoying when I know that they are trying to be funny but in truth what they say just isn’t!
For Example:

Child: “Daddy, what do you get when you cross a Banana and a Dog?”……”BananaDog” (Then follows the high pitch hilarious laughter that fills the room.)
Or

Child: “Daddy, what do you get when you cross a Wolf and a tree?”
Me: “Let me guess, Wolftree?”

Child: “No! SausageShoes”
(Followed by laughter)

How is this funny??
I, of course, laugh and tell them how funny they are. Yet, it isn’t funny!

Here though lies the problem:
I laugh and congratulate them on being ever so funny. So they, at this point, are filled with the comedic glow that warms their soul and then for the next half an hour all I hear is “Daddy what do you get when you cross” and insert two random objects that eventually combine to make one object.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I will always encourage and support their ability for developing their individual humour but after a constant barrage of “jokes” it really gets a bit tiresome. One would imagine that it’s the same feeling as going to a Des O’Conner stand up!
I totally get that it’s just the next stage of development. Once children understand a concept, they take great joy in playing with it. Two-year-olds who are beginning to master the intricacies of language will giggle uncontrollably when they hear a combination of words and nonsense syllables. They understand that the nonsense syllables are different from the words. The sounds are out of place.

But consider that, in our sleep deprived state, we have probably encouraged this as I know many parents who use random objects to make their child laugh; other things that are out of place will get the same laughter from 2-year-olds, for they are learning that there is an order to the world. Placing a sock on a foot is not funny. Placing it on an ear is hysterical to 2-year-olds because they realize that it does not belong there. They share their mastery of that knowledge through laughter. So I am guessing the combination of words do the same.
I do have a little hope though;

William (6) is starting to grow a little intellectually and his jokes are forming a little better; despite being a rare occasion!
We recently had “Daddy, what do you say to a cow with now legs?”……”Moooooove”

In the meantime though I will just continue to laugh at what they are laughing at with their unique sense of humour and hope they improve on their joke telling skills.
Do your children come up with their own jokes? Are they funny?

Is it just me? Or are they not funny when they come to joke telling?

25 comments:

Plutonium Sox said...

Oh my word I totally agree. There is only one thing less funny than my own children trying to be funny and that's other people's children - not necessarily when the children are trying to be funny but when the parents think their children are hilarious and insist on sharing it with the world. Like the old list style "this week my child said" blog post compilation. Please spare me, I have my own dull children. I'm totally guilty of sharing things that the girls have said that made me chuckle but I always read it back afterwards and realise how boring I am. It's definitely a "had to be there" situation. Actually though in William's defence that situation on your mobility scooter would have made me howl laughing too, we obviously share the same sense of humour!

Luke Strickland said...

Haha - my kids also find random things funny and have a lot to learn about what makes a good joke! #bigfatlinky

Mummy Fever said...

haha ! Their jokes are similar to these but they are very funny in other ways. One of the children has quite a sarcastic sense of humour which I really appreciate #bigfatlinky

JOhn Adams said...

Now Helen has been known to make up her own jokes. Sometimes they're funny, other times not. I laugh and go along with it. I take I to be a sig her language skills are developing. Btw, was it your kids that came up with #bigfatlinky???

Random Musings said...

I think kids are usually funniest when they aren't trying to be and they just come out with something unintentionally hilarious! Thanks for hosting the #bigfatlinky
Debbie

Unknown said...

I think all kids are like that when they first start trying jokes. They're still funny though - it's just that the humour is in the failure to tell a joke properly, not the joke itself! #bigfatlinky

Unknown said...

JB is more of a pull a funny face, or do a silly dance kinda guy, and it's mostly funny, but I always laugh! I think the last thing we need to do is knock their confidence, life will have plenty of opportunities to knock them down a peg or two.

Unknown said...

Oh bless them! I remember my sister having that kind of humour when she was young. I think we probably all do at some point. I actually really like the 'moooove' joke :) #bigfatlinky

Tubbs said...

Ah, that's so lovely to read about. Probably slightly more irritating when you're the one living it. Thank you for hosting #bigfatlinky and have a great week.

Cuddle Fairy said...

Ha, ya kids have their own brand of humour. My boys make up jokes that are really odd & not funny but I have to laugh - right? lol Thanks so much for hosting the #bigfatlinky

Alison said...

Oh dear. Luckily this isn't something I've had to deal with yet, but I'm sure it will come. I'm sure their sense of humours will start to develop. Just hang on in there. #bigfatlinky

Unknown said...

The cow joke made me laugh will have to remember that one! My girls haven't started on jokes yet but they do find the word fart hilarious and use it at every chance usually when there are lots of people about! #bigfatlinky

Martyn Kitney said...

I couldn't agree more with you! Especially on the oh so funny posts. Although I do post my out of the Mouth Babes for similar reasons but don't declare them as funny. ;)

Haha obviously you and William would get on!

Martyn Kitney said...

Ha glad it's not only mine Luke.

Martyn Kitney said...

I think it's an age thing with teh jokes. Got to love a sarcastic sense of humour

Martyn Kitney said...

Ha! I would always laugh along even when it's difficult. Ha no I think Ted did. ;)

Martyn Kitney said...

Oh I totally agree. It's usually when they don't mean to be taht they crack me up!

Martyn Kitney said...

Oh I don't know. The jokes can be really bad. They are funny holden in their own rights though

Martyn Kitney said...

Totally agree. I always laugh and tell them they are funny. I'd like to think that they'd also learn when it gets tiresome though ;)

Martyn Kitney said...

I'm sure we all. And pretty sure it's a stage and phase they go through. I thought the cow one was good though. It's a sign of funny times coming!

Martyn Kitney said...

Haha I think that's it. I don't mind it's just when they drag it out that I have to continue the joke!

Martyn Kitney said...

Haha glad it's not only me! I will always laugh but still have to sigh at times ;)

Martyn Kitney said...

Ha sure you'll experience it! Hoping taht it is just a phase!

Martyn Kitney said...

I did think the cow one was particularly good. :)
That's very much like James. Words like far always make him giggle.

Becky said...

Ah bless! I think bananadog is a great joke ;)
Our eldest (just turned three) has become increasingly amused by toilet humour - words like 'poo', 'burp' etc have him in stitches. I sit there unamused but daddy giggles along with him - I'm starting to realise where he gets it from! Thanks for co-hosting #bigfatlinky